5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Collected by Liz Kroll Written by stanford.edu
5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
———————-all of the 25 reasons—————–
25. “Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!”
24. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
23. “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!”
22. “You don’t discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis Yeast […]

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